Allah Akbar

What you say to a paper like NYT or any corporation when it finally realizes that its woke-nap wasn't real and that they have been living in Elmo's world for far too long.

Allah Akbar. The NYT finally admitted that the Hunter Biden laptop was not Russian disinformation

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.

"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"

by DanRC September 5, 2007

Liar Alarm

Noun

A person who REALLY knows when people lie and tells them to their face.

man 1: I'm not gonna be here on saturday *giggles while looking at man 3 play DooM instead of making eye contact and being honest*

Man 2: (I know he's lying.) YOU LIE!

Man 3: OOH! The Liar Alarm is going off! *punches man 1 for lying*

by Buzzed Lightbeer February 6, 2006

metal alarm clock

the act of taking a guitar and amp,setting it next to the unlucky individuals head (whilst asleep) and rocking hardcore to wake them up

yea ryan hit me with the metal alarm clock this morning at 6.

by flying commas of death June 4, 2011

Hoover Alarmclock

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

Fire Alarm

When having sex with a girl in her parents house, or anywhere risky, once you are done ejaculating, you yell as loud as you can so everyone can hear awoooooga!!! or FIRE!!! and then exit the area immeadiately

Hey man, I went over to Becca's house during her little brother's birthday party, and I did a perfect fire alarm! They actually called the fire department!!!

by Matt and Rob March 15, 2008

Arabian Alarm Clock

A very grotesque way of waking someone up. To perform the arabian alarm clock you must kneel over another persons face and let thier testicles sink into their eye sockets. Then you get you penis erect and begin to beat them over the head with it. Also known as the "T-Bag Wake Up Call"

Tim gave me the Arabian Alarm Clock this morning. So I fed him super-choco-lax brownies for afternoon tea.

by Unfortunate Froshie December 1, 2004