Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life September 19, 2016

Simba on airplanes

Lion on a break with red but cheeks

I used my simba on airplanes to bite you

by DannyGayBoy July 9, 2018

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

by kofikat February 18, 2024

Airplanize

verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.

I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.

by WorldTraveler91 February 6, 2012

airplaning

describes a social event in which four individuals, typically under the influence of ecstasy, gather around another individual, also under the influence of ecstasy, each grasping one of the aforementioned individuals' limbs and jostling said limb in an irregular motion.

"I am so ready for some airplaning now that I have ingested a sufficient amount of ecstasy."

by wee wee p July 30, 2013

aeroplqnes

„Aeroplqnes“ is usually considered as a very pretty, smart, funny and nice person who doesn‘t know how cool they are.

P1: „Have you seen aeroplqnes“
P2: „Yes i think they are washing Domnica‘s Feet because they stink again“

by Sugmei Badusi September 5, 2021

Airplanista

An "Airplanista" is a person that is very much into aviation, airplanes and being a pilot. While not all Airplanistas are pilots, all pilots are Airplanistas. The Airplanista eats, sleeps, talks and lives aviation and airplanes 24/7, hangs out at mostly small municipal airports with other Airplanistas, and his/her world stops momentarily when an airplane flies by overhead as he/she MUST stare out it in complete wonder at the magic that is flight. The term #Avgeek is closely related to Airplanista - an Avgeek is usually an Airplanista who is also very much into tech either by interest or as a career. Both Airplanistas and Avgeeks generally follow the same people on social media, read the same aviation news site, attend the same airshows such as EAA AirVenture Oshkosh, and belong to the same advocacy groups such as NBAA, AOPA, EAA and HAI.

"John cannot stop talking about airplanes or looking up at the sky, he is such an Airplanista!"

by Av8rdan September 24, 2021