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Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.
"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."
by spozy May 21, 2024
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Ahmed

Ummm he’s the most sweeties person u can meet really, cute, funny, flirty-_-, but still he’s really sweet person

He caress about the people he loves really he cares

And his gf really lucky to have him SHE IS REALLY LUCKY
Ahmed : I’ll want u forever u just stop thinking
by z88 November 23, 2021
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kamron ahmed

He is a real loyal man to a girl, amazing friend, and is every caring
Kamron ahmed has a big nice penis. He is an amazing lover, he can also have perfect sex. I need me a kamron ahmed, please god give me him.
Girl 1: How is your new boyfriend?

Girl 2: He is amazingly kind, caring, and I can't wait to have sex with him.

Girl 1:Have what?

Girl 2: Sex, he let me see his dick but wanted to wait to have sex, he so patient.

Girl 1: So kamron ahmed is the goat of guys.
by Jaymmie hernandez February 28, 2018
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Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020
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Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage.. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.
Friend: Hey is that an Ahmed?
Other ; Yeah he's the most amazing person you can have.
by Yshshssg March 25, 2017
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Tayyab Ahmed

The goat of TJ
The goat oh you mean Tayyab Ahmed?”
by TJVocabylary March 3, 2023
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ahmed 🌹

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.
"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed 🌹 ! everyone needs their ahmed 🌹 in life!"
by alicantsleep March 8, 2024
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