Ahmed

A dude who cannot think straight but is determined in a way that auuuuuugh

ahmed funny

by Abdaleleleleleleleleleelellfun May 10, 2022

Ahmed

Guy who belongs in Max's basement to be sold cheap

The cops collected all Ahmed's to put them in Max's basement

by skadksdada March 9, 2022

Ahmed

ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality.

omg yk that new guy in class? he’s so ahmed

by sambuch June 2, 2025

Ahmed

He is a gay loser. Never communicate with any ahmed because he will talk like a simp. His hair is fucking shit

In conclusion kill all Ahmeds

Person 1: Look Ahmed is here

Person : 0_0

by aaa_b_aaa February 1, 2020

Hassan ahmed

Pussio jbag gay

Kid: I'm gay

Epic man: what a Hassan ahmed

by dannymaster69&#_#' December 10, 2021

Ahmed

He is the Big elephant in the room most of the time and when i say most i mean always except maybe if he is in a psycho ward. once you get to know him you'll realise he could actually be a good asset in your life maybe he could become your friend, and little by little you'll realise he became more of an addiction than a friend. and you find yourself wanting Ahmed the weird fellow you never thought much about before to become one of the people you never lose.
you love ahmed. and you love that he exists...

friend :hey i want you to meet my friend Ahmed
you after reaading this :.. (runs away)

by addictedtosomeone December 29, 2021

ahmming

"Chillin', maxin'; relaxin' all cool" with a rural twist

"Hey Jeb, what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm just ahmming on the porch as I wait on my candles to finish drying and on my son to bring the cart back from the smithy."

by The Lol's of Loljk September 6, 2011