Ashley

i really just don't know how to describe her without using the same old words that everyone else uses. the ones that get old. the ones that just don't hold the same meaning anymore. but to truly describe Ashley, you would have to meet her, and talk to her, and get to know her. in the terms of generalization...she is amazing and quite beautiful indeed. in fact, i pretty much melt every time i see her.

The first time i saw Ashley i'm pretty sure my heart stopped and skipped quite a few beats.

by saix26 May 19, 2011

Ashley

A pretty decent, kind of awesome, sister that enjoys playing video games and eating grapes.

Me: Oh sup, Ashley?
Ashley: I'll cut you.

And the lovely sister award goes tooo?

by imnotkristen October 27, 2011

Ashleigh

A girl who is beautiful, smart, and gives really good advice. She's usually very musically talented, and an amazing singer. Ashleigh's are often gingers. They are loving and caring and have very bubbly personalities. They can also be very random at times. If you ever have ANY kind of problem, find an Ashleigh. Ashleigh's are the most amazing people you will ever meet. If you are an Ashleigh, I envy you(:

Ashleigh is so pretty.

She is so smart. She must be an Ashleigh.

Ashleigh is so cool.

Ashleigh is an awesome singer.

Ashleigh is awesome

by im_that_girl13 February 9, 2013

Asshole Teacher

A man who is typically a substitute teacher, whether it be in High school or any lesser form.

Tends to believe he is higher than all other forms of life, especially damn hooligans.

Tends to walk around a room, with his back straightened, arms out wide, trying to look tougher than he really is. Forgetful, with things such as attendance or how to spell a name. When standing in place, tends to hold hands behind back, while staring at you like if you come near him, he will bite your head off.

Also believes he runs the place, when really he has no clue what is going on.

"That asshole teacher is everywhere I go! I had him for british writers again and he forgot the attendence."
"HEY! I have 21 written down and I see 22, I'm gonna have to go through the entire class again and take attendance"

by BK aka Fonzie March 1, 2009

chapstick asshole

The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.

Ew the chapstick asshole has appeared. O chapstick, your time has come, too soon. *chuck*

by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008

Ashley

Ashley is without a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will do anything for her friends and values friendships over most things. If you have an Ashley as a friend, you are very fortunate and should you be in love with an Ashley, you are the king of the hills, and the valleys, a true king. Ashley is beautiful and has a heart of passion and devotion. She is very smart and sophisticated, too. Usually, purple or turquoise colors make Ashley look truly ashley.

Dude: Ashley is amazing and everybody loves her, she is so Ashley.

Same dude: Ashley is defined as gorgeous, warm and caring, my girlfriend is Ashley.

by Icanbackthisup January 7, 2017

Asshole nasty

origin: midwest suburbs
1.)Refers to one being nasty in the sense that they are dirty and undesirable for sexual purposes, and/or any other purpose that requires someone to be clean, groomed and presentable in public or private.
2.) To be so nasty as to resemble the smell, color, or shape of an anus.
- more commonly known as: Ass-nasty

Tyrone: "Oooh look at that girl over there, she thick as hell. I wanna hit that".
Billy Bob: "Are you serious man? That chick is ASSHOLE NASTY. I would have sex with her her if she was the last woman on earth".

by An Immature Professional December 17, 2008