Once upon a time there was a volcano. This volcano was actually a vagina with massive pussy lips. These lips began to vibrate as something deep inside tried to escape. A thrust of air flatulated through the volcano till the lips could hold it in no more. When the air released the lips flapped around like a fish out of water. Basically a queef is just a vaginal fart. But visualize with me a volcano that is a pussy and is spitting out some fumes before the lava flows. Thats basically a queef.
Dammmmnnnn Steve was all over Tammy's pussy lips when she queefed in his face, I wish a woman would queef on me.
by ChiChiMuncherJR69 October 2, 2018
Get the Queefmug. by jordan1136 September 14, 2011
Get the Queefmug. A Vagina Fart. Which is just not as funny as an ordinary fart. Since it's coming out of the place where children come out of
by dreamer'sball August 11, 2011
Get the queefmug. Queef, used in any sentence ever written.perhaps in name calling, exageration, question, and basically can take the place of any use of the word "fuck".. also can be spelt in many different ways.. kaweef, coef, quoef, cuef, ect.
by Cox April 25, 2003
Get the queefmug. by Rob Dog September 2, 2003
Get the queefmug. 
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
Get the Queefemug.