zip

a pound of weed

how much for a zip

by anonymous December 28, 2021

zip show

Zip show this is an instance where something is done incorrectly by someone and someone else gets the blame.

"the foundation is 2" out of square so the framers must have screwed up and framed the building wrong" what a zip show

by ekimyrrep December 2, 2009

Fleece Quarter Zip

the peak of the fashion industry. mwuah.

person 1; damn, thats hot as fuck

person 2; nah, thats fleece quarter zip

by urbouluvsurman July 11, 2022

Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.

Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.

by JUDDYJUDJUD February 22, 2012

Zip

A way of exaggerating how fast something is or explaining how it is

That car went by so fast it was just like zip gone

by Lesbian mermaid queen December 14, 2016

Zip Your Zit

To hide your zit by any means, using any kind of ridiculous solutions. Such as makeup, photoshop, or band aids, or not leaving out the house.

Example 1: Yo! Tommy has some zits on his face, why don't he zip his zits?

Example 2: *Whispers* Irene, puss alert, puss alert...! Zip Your Zit...!

by Bokra Okra Oops! May 25, 2018

Zip-lined

The act of refusing to completely remove your pants before intercourse, instead choosing to pull just your dick out through the fly. While unnecessary and ultimately painful, this is a common practice used by Fuckboys, and guys who Vape.

Went on a date with Ashley the other night, things heated up pretty quick and I didn't even have time to get my pants off, so I Zip-lined her!

by BigDaddyRy August 26, 2017