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Turkey Plate

Another way of saying a man is limp-wristed or a queer. Implying that plate of turkey is too heavy for his delicate hands and wrists to sustain the weight.
How could he beat me in a fight? He's turkey plate. He may actually fuck up his own hands trying to hit me.
by DizzySpellX January 21, 2010
mugGet the Turkey Platemug.

hammer turkey

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
by Christy Newman June 6, 2005
mugGet the hammer turkeymug.

Angry Turkey

When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.
"Dude, my girl was keeping me up with her constant snoring so i gave her an angry turkey!"
by babykym93 July 29, 2014
mugGet the Angry Turkeymug.

brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
by pruned November 24, 2013
mugGet the brining the turkeymug.

Boston turkey

Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.
I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.
by Crookchaser March 3, 2017
mugGet the Boston turkeymug.

Turkey Vulture

Older women who prey on younger men are referred to as a cougar. Cougars over 65 years of age are Turkey Vultures. Much like cougars, they prey on the inebriated and sopht minded.
He was so drunk at the bar last night a Turkey Vulture got him.
by ikehi11 August 1, 2020
mugGet the Turkey Vulturemug.

Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views
by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020
mugGet the Turkey tommug.

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