Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!
"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)
by Ashlyn Maou February 17, 2021
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packing grams

Packing several grams of weed, heroin, cocaine etc.
"Dude you're really packing grams." He says.
by onyxfirebird December 25, 2016
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Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
by oobyek February 23, 2014
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Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.
You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram
by slipperycheese91 December 26, 2017
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Zackary Grams

Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.
Hey look! It’s Zackary Grams, the nattiest beta I’ve ever seen!
by Nattybeta420 November 15, 2021
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