Fudge-packer

A person who literally packs fudge as a job.

Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer. He works at Fred's Fudge & Candies while he takes vacations to get away and do some fly fishing.

by Youbutnotreally September 19, 2010

Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017

packs fudge

1) A person who likes to go in the rear door. Not always a Gay Male, but it quite often is
2) A person who works at a desert shop could often fit this category.

Joe is a little out there, he works at a shop on the boardwalk and I 've been told he packs fudge, especially chocolate. He wants to do it every day.

by baycer2 July 5, 2016

Rail Fudge

That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.

Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.

My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.

The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

fudge snake

Human feces

Off. I just stepped on a hobo’s fudge snake.

by Pimplash July 31, 2023

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

Fudge Goblin

First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.

Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...

by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022