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by H00ps2K June 2, 2025
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dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")
Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021
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Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.
That hu-pear got back for days.
by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018
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Pear

a pear is a green (can be red) and is a pretty nice fruit that you eat.
Can you give me a pear
Friend* Sure, they are great, i'll take one too.
by Carl august March 7, 2018
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Pear company

That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.
I wish the Pear company was real...
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.
“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling
by Fatlousie June 16, 2019
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