Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.
by YhYhSound December 18, 2021
of or describing an MLB the Show player who uses zone hitting and plays the game by trying to just match the PCI to the ball every pitch instead of actually playing like a real baseball player might play.
Most Twitch streamers are PCI merchants.
by Soccersux July 28, 2022
The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.
Oh man did you see that new post?
I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
by The__speaker_of__truth June 12, 2022
Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 02, 2020
THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.
by Cactus_Juicy January 31, 2023
Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.
Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.
by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023
A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016