Best Volleyball player in the world. Also very kind and beloved. BUT People also really like to blame her for everything...
by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021
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2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
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Girl 1: Someone who is almost a Karen.
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Girl 2: What’s a Linda?
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So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?
Yup. Linda Searcy.
-Saxi
Yup. Linda Searcy.
-Saxi
by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023
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linda's eyes are the cutest, most adorable things you'll ever see. Her smile will make you smile right back, and her body... lets just say its pretty effin hot.
Although she may seem cute and innocent, she does have a less innocent side, but that side is reserved for her boyfriend.
linda's eyes are the cutest, most adorable things you'll ever see. Her smile will make you smile right back, and her body... lets just say its pretty effin hot.
Although she may seem cute and innocent, she does have a less innocent side, but that side is reserved for her boyfriend.
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by cutiesboyfriend April 20, 2023
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by LindaFromItaly April 14, 2023
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