Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
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by Wolf Nightblood April 3, 2020

kevin is long for kev. kevin will not judge you, but will let you be your own worst enemy. kevin is quiet and reserved. kevin will never start a fight, he only finishes them. the worst thing you could do, is double cross a kevin. kevin has a very low tolerance for stupidity and lies. kevin is a trustworthy and honest. i think the most impressive thing about kevin, is his loyalty. kevin does not give a fuck about big dicks or looking good. he only cares about doing to others as he would have them do onto himself. yes, you are correct, kevin would kill for is bike!
Fuuucccckkkkk!....Jimmy ripped that fool off again !,...
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!
by winsomelosum February 12, 2018

1. The fans of Evan and Katelyn gaming streams on twitch and youtube.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.
2. The zombie villagers in minecraft
3. The villagers with a death wish in minecraft.
"We are all Kevin's on this glorious day!"
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."
"Oh a Kevin spawned. I must capture him and cure him to grow my dying minecraft village"
"We have to protect the Kevins from themselves."
by Humblycrumbly April 8, 2020

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019
