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jonah

only the best guys ever he is every thing u would ever want in a man
by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025
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Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!
me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"
by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025
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Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.
by Gigachadus June 15, 2022
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jonah

A person named Jonah is a very gorgeous women, she has a very loyal lover that doesn't confess to her due to lack of self-confidence , She is religious person and very genius. She has a very lovely laugh that can make you laugh too, she has a wonderful smile that can complete your day. She deserve a very special person because she is a very special women.
Joe: Jonah, I love you but I can't tell.
by jgrm August 19, 2021
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Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
by jamison979 May 4, 2022
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jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day
Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.
by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023
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Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin
"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"
by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021
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