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Ben

A nerdy guy that thinks his all that and thinks his cool. Is really funny and won't fail at making your laugh. His best friend is Sam.
"Did you hear that joke ben made"
"Yeh, it was hilarious"
by Chloeandcharlee April 19, 2017
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Benned

A modernized version of the term banned; coined by H.L. can also be used as a term of humiliation and moral bankruptcy.
Person A: Hey, did you see Ben eating that yogurt?
Person B: Yeah, that was messed up, we should totally have yogurt Benned from the workplace.

Benuel: Hey mate, would you like my strawberry yogurt?
Homeless man: Why did you buy that? Dude, you just got Benned!
by Benuel October 4, 2018
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Ben

The tall, fit and most handsome man I've met in a long time! Is from Belfast, has a smashing taste in music and says things I never understand because I'm a southerner. Basically, he's feckin perfect and the best thing ever to come out of RP. He doesn't like me half as much as I like him, but it's okay because I'm so nice and I know he'd be lost without me seeing as I'm his PA and his stylist! He also supports Man Utd which makes him lose a point... but yeah, Ben is fabulous and I well would. (y)
Ben- "Bet you're texting me on the toilet you dirty halion!"
Amber- "What in the Lord's name is a halion..?"
by heartitraces_ January 16, 2010
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ben

legit the most common name ever to exist and if your parents decide to name you this basic ass white name then they probably never thought you had the potential to go to college god forbid graduate high school at all and they probably never gave a shit. any cock juggling thunder cunts with this name are probably whores who have five chats open at any given moment talking to dudes they met under suspicious circumstances. avoid at all costs because they probably have never been in a relationship for more than two weeks. also fucks dogs.
"yo momma, who is ben fucking so loud up there and why tf does the dog have gonorrhea again?"
momma: "god damn it ben"
by bitter&petty October 16, 2016
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Ben

The love of my life.

Basically a guy with really broad shoulders, dreamy eyes, reddish brown hair, and has noice thighs. He has a smile that gives you butterflies. He has dark humor and it’s very charming. When he looks at you across the room your heart fracking skips a beat bro.
Dude that girl is so lucky, she has a Ben, he’s such a VSCO boyfriend
by thicccscrunchie March 1, 2019
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A Ben

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches.
"Oh dear you only have a Ben"
by Germankidneyfidler October 25, 2009
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ben

Noun: a ben
Something a Scottish man named Stewart would put his rubbish in.
bin
Person 1: Where do you put your rubbish?
Stewart: In a ben.
Person 1: No, you put it in a bin, with an "i" in the middle of the b and the n. B-I-N. Bin.
Stewart: I'm not saying it wrong, you are. It's a ben.
by frangipanne March 5, 2011
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