your three year old sister: what's 69?
me: the number that comes before 70 and after 68 you dumb bitch
me: the number that comes before 70 and after 68 you dumb bitch
by MCnutbusta September 11, 2019

70-1= 69
by Ben Dover 354 June 11, 2020

by bigboylargepp February 21, 2022

Matt Gilchrest- I love to do this
Person: What?
Matt Gilchrest-69 of course
Person: ermmm what is that?
Matt Gilchrest- Something you don't need to know.
Person: What?
Matt Gilchrest-69 of course
Person: ermmm what is that?
Matt Gilchrest- Something you don't need to know.
by lolcatsmum November 30, 2011

you r e t a r d, it’s a number.
u ok its only the number before 70 and after 68 what is wrong with u :(..
its also possible to see ‘69’ in the ying and yang crap or whatever
u ok its only the number before 70 and after 68 what is wrong with u :(..
its also possible to see ‘69’ in the ying and yang crap or whatever
by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 8, 2021

when you sit on your boyfriends face and they lick you out! it feells gooooooooood you suck him off too! remEMBER SWALLOW!!!!!!!!
jonny: mmmmm it doesn't just smell like fish it tastes like it too! glad we did a 69
rachel: good, coz
.......SWALLOWS
rachel: yours tastes like peanut butter and jelly!
jonny: good fish, peanut butter and jelly it is then!
rachel: good, coz
.......SWALLOWS
rachel: yours tastes like peanut butter and jelly!
jonny: good fish, peanut butter and jelly it is then!
by catcammaz May 15, 2007

by baylay309 May 18, 2014
