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perijstocia 2.0

An insidious fictional country run by the mega corporation QDR (Queried, Developed, Revolutionized). The president is a mascot of the country while corporations have more leverage in politics. The senate is highly corrupted and bribed by QDR to impose the most draconian laws even worse than of North Korea.
On the 2nd of every month, Perijstocia unleashes a torrent of secret police cronies to inspect the streets for cleanliness. if the police spot even a single crack on the road or a miniscule piece plastic, everyone in adjacent blocks are punished as well as their entire lineage.

QDR is also hypocritical as fuck because they orchestrate terrorist attacks against their own citizens to blame minorities. Perijstocia is a xenophobic state that artificially prolongs wars for centuries just to spite the minorities.
Schools are a weapon of control since children are expected to not believe what they feel nor see. Teachers often teach kids that whatever they see (whether a "prosperous" city or fireworks or anything), children believe in fact that whatever they're seeing is fake and that their brains are tricking them.
What's hilarious is that Perijstocia is heavily reliant of Azortozhan electricity and Khian electronics where Perijstocia pays 500,000,000$ a month to Azortozha for electricity. Perijstocia's power grids are so ass that they blackout every 2 hours. QDR says they created revolutionary technologies while not acknowledging their reliance on Khia for chips and R&D.
bitch: hey fuckface, we got perijstocia 2.0 and it just summarizes perijstocia perfectly!
fuckface: damn, i bet even george orwell would think this is worse than 1984
bitch: you're damn right
by perijstocia November 29, 2025
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MKUltra 2.0

Yeah it's LIKE that... But it doesn't actually work because determinism is retarded. If the mind is a cell, what you are doing is like trying to flood the membrane with the things you want me to think. But none of the shit that you are saying resonates with me and is therefore not going to change how I thing. And NOW... What you are doing is starting from 'Well he's not murdering kids so I guess it's the opposite.' But I still don't actually think the things you want me to think and the ACT of doing this to me indefinitely is what would get people (and eventually me) to murder your fucking kids. And that's likely exactly what happened as the result of you listen to a fucking retard instead of me.
Hym "Well it's LIKE MKUltra 2.0 and they are ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE IT THAT... But anyone who isn't a fucking retard could have told you that this was a bad idea... And I'm Hym. I'm the 'not-a-fucking-retard' who told you that this was not a good idea AND that it was already happening and likely ended the way I figured this would inevitably end."
by Hym Iam December 6, 2025
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Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.
I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.
by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025
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akshit 2.0

akshit 2.0 will form the best paiir
by gengiskhanohiowale March 2, 2023
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Askhole 2.0

An Askhole 2.0 is somewhat like an actual Askhole. But it’s a new attention seeking bread of Askhole. This Askhole asks stupid questions that they already now the answer to just to get attention
Rob always asks me questions that he already on knows the answer to. Just to get attention he’s such an Askhole 2.0
by anonymous March 6, 2023
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School Organization Slides 2.0

A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.
Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”

Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”
by TheJokerLaughs March 9, 2023
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