March 11

Jasmine: “Bro I feel stupid as shit today what’s the date something’s off”
Friend: It’s March 11
Jasmine: ohhh dumb bitch day
by thot the thooter April 24, 2019
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July 11

A day where fat 7/11 employees give slushees out for free.
Yo wanna go to 7/11 on July 11th and have the fat ass give us some slushees for free?
by AndIOopSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS October 29, 2019
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september 11

Kid A: "What day is it today?"
Kid B: "Why its September 11 of course."
Kid A: "How peculiar! Time really flies you know."
Kid B: "aye"
by RC September 10, 2005
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2/11

Yo man did you see Eazy E pull a 2/11
by Halfz April 28, 2016
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NOV 11

today means you need to makeout with ur girlfriend or Crush or just kiss them

MADE BY SW_TYLERTHEYT :}
TODAY IS NOV 11 WHERE'S MY GIRL
by sw leader tylertheyt November 11, 2019
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december 11

national confess ur love to ur bff day
“hey jane i love you like a lot”
why are you telling me this
december 11 is national confess ur love to ur bff day where you can troll them
by janezz December 09, 2020
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9/11

A tragic day which symbolised the beginning of the end for modern society...
It's suspicious how the dignity of Western Culture declined rapidly in the aftermath of 9/11...

Unethical business practises, decline in intelligence, trashy celebrity culture, sexualisation of children, saturation of marketing, superficial beauty, global recession, city riots, social unrest, permissive attitudes, relationship breakdowns, mediocre television, banal music, progressive cynicism, political apathy, corrupt authority figures etcetera...

Although these issues have always existed in society, after 9/11 they not only became recognised, but also widely accepted :/
by GoAskAlex1991 January 25, 2012
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