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COMS

Acronym for "Crying on my sperm"

Appropriate when you have a sad thing happens to you during arousal, or sexual intercourse/wank.
- Strangle me with a dead cat while pounding me daddy
*COMS*
by ktorvi January 16, 2022
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Com girl

Nasty white (or any color) fat 11 to 17 year old who didnt get enough attention from their dad and their mom neglects them so they go on anarchy discord servers with skeleton masks and military wear and spams racist remarks to get incels to love them and give them attention/ robux for slit pics and say racist shit for attention and likes. Usually will make everything about themselves and most likely will try to dox you with a ip grabber that doesnt work or say they have a e daddy who can dox you.

Usually on roblox in dollhouse roleplay being a pick me, usually on discord vc slitting her e-daddies name into her wrist, and most likely on 4chan and sh twitter crying about some incel loser who used her to get her nudes and cut photos and blocked her, definitely brags about masterbaiting to gore and liveleak and spams child porn/lolicon on discord (Most extreme cases itll be scat and gore)

Most likely going to make a onlyfans when 18 and amount to nothing while being jealous of other people/people of color.
Com girl- “omg i luv u so much e-daddy call me the n word one more time and ill uwu

Incel- “lol slit the n word with hard R in your wrist you stupid loli bitch”

Com girl- “uwu sure my e-daddy but make sure to deposit 300 robux into my account for it~!”
by YourInternetGuide June 1, 2025
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uh la la com çi com ça

A way to express deep happiness or in general a positive reaction to something, mixed with surprise.
Some cooners use it when seeing a PAWG, but however, minecraft youtubers also say uh la la com çi com ça when meeting an underage feller, as they are happy they finally found an unsupervised 8 year old, meaning they can tap that without the parents finding out.
*5 yo at the park*
Minecraft youtuber: uh la la com çi com ça! Come here and let me tap that!
5 mins later
*brutal muffled sounds of clapping and screams come from a nearby unregistered van*
by Conkundrom February 22, 2024
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Coms.

Coms. great stuff but use way much more electricity than economical typewriters I'd say.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Sob Com

This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.
That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....
by Ash Ketchum February 16, 2015
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newt_.com

a cool kid that makes kpop edits on tiktok😎
person 1:hey did you see newt_.com’s new video?
person 2: YEA ITS TRASSHH
person 1:I agree
by chuurillasnumberonefan😎 December 21, 2020
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squad-com

The evolution of romantic comedy where instead of one Male or Female character is the focus, the "squad" or group of characters share focus. examples include- Bridesmaids, Hot Moms, and Rough night.
Gone are the days of rom-coms now all the friends are included, damn Squad-coms . I blame Taylor Swift for this.
by Cindylish June 20, 2017
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