When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.
Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.
Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"
by wizecracker August 27, 2016
Get the The Orthodox I-Theatermug. by Trentism May 9, 2021
Get the I pull upmug. by i hate girls May 16, 2021
Get the i hate girlsmug. You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.
by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018
Get the I have depressionmug. The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.
The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.
"I was going to answer all the questions in that exam but I decided to leave half way through"
- Confused looks
"What? I took a risk."
-Instant comprehension
~~~
"Why would you punch that guy last night? He was twice the size of you and was clearly going to beat the crap out of you."
"I took a risk"
"I was going to answer all the questions in that exam but I decided to leave half way through"
- Confused looks
"What? I took a risk."
-Instant comprehension
~~~
"Why would you punch that guy last night? He was twice the size of you and was clearly going to beat the crap out of you."
"I took a risk"
by tjhammo February 27, 2011
Get the I took a riskmug. 
by Natyfasqui May 14, 2020
Get the I quiero youmug.