Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.

im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

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Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

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Happy panties

When a girl is so turned on by someone or something that she experiences moisture in her underwear

Watching him dance gives me some serious happy panties.

As soon as he took off his shirt, I had a case of the happy panties.

by HP69 May 28, 2018

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happy feetus

like happy feet, but inside your pregnant belly.

When your baby is so happy that you can feel it kicking its feet around.

Girl, yo baby is kicking like crazy, must have a case of happy feetus!

by Meselfandeye September 24, 2016

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Happiness

Happiness is when your not tired of being lonely, or when your smile is real not a mask, happiness is when their is something that can some how cure the reason your laugh is fake, or your smile, laughs, jokes. That's happiness

They bring me happiness unlike any other of my friends or family they understand the loneliness. Because they were also brilliant liers once and could hide it.

by Tcom4ever February 16, 2018

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