new year's eve

The day before the new year. No one really gives two shits about it being a new year, but it's a good excuse to get pissed/laid so who's complaining.

"Happy New Year fuckers!"

by Kay January 18, 2004

CSI: New York

Spin off of the origional CSI. Beware, containins brilliant plots, an extremely good-looking and deep cast, and humour, romance, intelligence, brilliance, friendship, anger in all the right places. Arguably the most graphic of the three, but that just adds to the realisticness.

Paddy: Hey CSI:NY's on tonight!
Mickey: What's CSI:NY?
Paddy: CSI: New York.
Mickey: Never seen it.
Paddy: You've got to be shittin me!

by sh1tin a brick February 26, 2009

New Paltz Hot

A term used to describe females lowering their standards when it comes to choosing men, while attending SUNY New Paltz due to the fact that attractive men are very scarce. This drastic decline in taste effects these young women for the rest of their lives; they will continue to believe that unattractive men are indeed attractive.

Nikki- Hey, did you see that dirty guy on that stoop next to Fat Bob's? He's kinda hot.
Valerie- Yeah, but only "New Paltz Hot".

by zzz123 May 9, 2009

rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)

I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.

by ana unum aka queen latrine December 12, 2008

New York Effect

wherein a person from a large metropolitan area waits until later in life to settle down because they are always looking to see if there is someone better around the next corner.

this person may or may not ever find true happiness with another person.

John is never going to commit to anybody. The New York Effect has got a lock on him.

by kevrockdal August 23, 2009

New England Clusterfuck

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.

I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...

by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011

The New Hampshire Motto

This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.

Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.

Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!

He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.

by Pink Parts inspector May 12, 2009