A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
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The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.
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All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
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