Vietnamese Shower

When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.

This public shower seems very dirty. I should take a Vietnamese Shower.

by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025

SriLanken Shower

The act of sticking your finger up your bum in the shower to clean it every day

I have a SriLanken Shower before I go out on a date

by Miss Hellcat September 28, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

by oasp March 20, 2025

Chantz Shower

When Concrete comes out of the truck so wet and hard at the same time, that anyone named Chantz cums all over his stick partner... typically a shad

Holy fuck today was ruff, we had at least three Chantz Showers

by @tHere@ltRuTH April 15, 2025

Chantz Shower

Typically used when pouring concrete. A Chantz shower is when the concrete comes out so wet and hard at the same time. That any finishers pulling stick cum all over their pulling partners... usually a shad.

Damn, today was so crazy not only did we see hail. We also saw like four Chantz Showers

by @tHere@ltRuTH April 15, 2025