School

Six cruel hours of our lives.

School sucks

School by Harry_$tylesss December 13, 2022

School

A place where child labor and abuse is legal and where you learn algebra which you are never actually going to use unless you become a mathematician and you get tested on things then forget about them. THen you get home BUT NO you have homework that uses the rest of the day. If you dont start your homework the moment you get home you parents are going to 360 no scope your ass.

Dad: Time for school!
Me: (ah shit time to waste my whole day doing bullshit)

School by qwertyisgoofy December 13, 2022

School

For intelligent and well-educated people who want proper and family-friendly definition:

School is a place that can help people getting educated, even for intelligent people.

98% of definitions about school you see on UD are just hate-based definitions made by trolls, unintelligent and bad people.

School by Ryan900USAYT December 13, 2022

School

School is like a prison, but you have to do even more work!

I hate school.

School by fet ost December 14, 2022

school

school

Kids think school is bad because they are given homework, they can’t spend time trying to play games or build friendships and relationships with nearby kids. They can’t bond in class because the teacher talks so the students are mostly lonely except during recess. When they don’t turn in homework, they have to pay with their recess to do homework and missing assignments. They just stay in a chair all day long until pains begin to shoot up their back. They don’t get enough sleep and even if they don’t, their parents are gonna wake them up and they are gonna spend an entire day looking half-asleep. They can’t discover a new hobby without the school and parents being fascist towards the child and choosing what they should do. The child can only concentrate on studies and be variously interrupted by more preferrable things. They can’t focus because they are being strained out of the world. They try to spend time having free time because they spent too much time under their parents constant helicopter parenting. Children are yanked towards a table and force to write until their arms ache. Children spend an eternity just being desensitized to everything except school. Instead of adding 2 extra hours of school, the school sends homework because they are sadistic assholes

school by sick of asphixiation December 15, 2022

School

A place were you literally are dying inside

"Dude I hate school"

School by Boo_I_am_a_spooky_Ghost December 15, 2022

School

A mental, physical, biological absolute ɛɛɔⲭ̀ɔ lethal torture chamber where you only get severely tortured, tormentified, punished, perished, etc.
you wake up at 6AM - 8AM and cant even fucking make a 10+ min extra nap because you get to earth extinction called school and get punished and tortured mentally and physically, you only get physically suspendly abused every fucking morning every fucking minute and where you just always FUCKING get punished, abused, assassinated by a this fucking hellhole with a satanic fucking serial demon who always torture poor childs and kids and over a million kids are disliking this gore torture chamber with alot of blood and organs being physically murdered and you go to this fucking hellhole every fucking day until second decade pass with being your health permanently decreased every fucking day and get grounded from your parents because of this satanic plan from teachers trying to make all kids die from uncanniness by every week having a exam and you get under A sometimes and get permanently wounded.

Bullies: you will go to school.
me: oh god im dead

School by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022