paid-to-play

One's occupation... Mistress

By not letting ppl know that you're a mistress... u just sweep them away by saying this...

Adrian: Hi Mich, How's things going???
Michelle: Great!
Adrian: So what are you working as now?
Michelle: Oh... ermm... (you put on ur best smile saying) Oh.. I'm paid-to-play... Isnt that wonderful job?
Adrian: Yes it is... Introduction to me?
Michelle: Be a Woman first!

by Slut Bitch September 24, 2006

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Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

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red play

The act of oral, digital and/or sexual copulation with a female who's menstruating (or a male or female partner who's bleeding rectally), especially when blood is smeared about salaciously.

She called to postpone their hookup date because her aunt Flo was visiting, but he told her "it's cool, I'm into red play".

by Emperor Megas February 21, 2014

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Perpendicular play

Having sex where each respective partner is stimulating the other through means of physical intimacy.

Alice invited Alicia to her room last night after their date and two did perpendicular play.

by Redshirt69 December 15, 2023

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Playing Chief

To feign stupidity or ignorance of some knowledge, usually in order to avoid responsibility or gain some advantage

Marty: why did you vote someone out illegally, hold an illegal election and solicit grievances?

Chief Dixon Burtrom Pheasant (next last name TBD): I just became chief and I didn’t know. I’ve only had 8 years to read it and I am super busy teaching culture. I also have cancer 😢

Every council member: there she goes Playing Chief again…

by Petty Spirit Guide June 3, 2025

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