David

David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.

Oh I heard David loves anal.

by Cheryl Horsell April 18, 2021

David

A person who brings a macetă to school

Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.

by tatal tau November 22, 2021

David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

David

david is a amazing bf. i love him with all my heart ❤️. I <3 david. my number 1 bb.

david is amazing and gives me lots of kisses

by iheartdavid November 3, 2022

David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.

I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

david

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.

"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"

by lolipop dude January 2, 2019