(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’
re a confusing arrangement of
meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.
Can also refer to someone who moves in a
way that’
s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.
• “Dude walked in moving like a
meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every
piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He
cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”