May 31

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 28, 2022

May 22

May 22, national send a soapy booty pic to your partner day.

It's may 22, so I'm going to ask my partner for a soapy booty pic.

by Bigusdickus.com May 22, 2023

27th May

Wear sunglasses to school day

Lexi wore sunglasses to school
they asked her why and
she said its the 27th May

by yourlocalbish May 27, 2022

May 26

National Make Your Girlfriend Cum Day

Carla: it’s may 26 th you know what that means
Fred: …..ohhh okay get your ass over here right now 🫦

by Mascras555@ May 25, 2023

May 9th

May 9th is hug your gf and they kiss you day.

(hugs gf)
(gf kisses)

may 9th means hug your gf and they’ll kiss you day.

by blackbababushka May 8, 2023

may 4th

national give your man some
head day

On may 4th ladies gotta give their man some head

by Awvoii May 4, 2022

6th may

to choke his chicken

there is taylor choke his chicken it’s 6th may

by kyle beardsley May 1, 2022