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Jack and Crash

The act of falling asleep or passing out right after jackin' off. Along with this,your cock is hanging out and you have dried semen all over your hand and chest.
After the drunk dude got home he jerked off and crashed on the couch. His Dad came home and busted the dude with his boxers pulled down to his ankels and ball batter all over his hands chest and hair, and drool running down his chin..
It's very humiliating to get busted if you Jack and Crash
by T- Bass February 16, 2009
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Crowd-Jacking

V; At almost any concert (though mostly Metal concerts), people Crowd surf. Crowd-Jacking is the act of moving towards a crowd surfer heading in your direction and reaching into his pockets, stealing his Cell Phone, Wallet, Cigarettes, Knife, Money, Etc. in the chaos as he passes over your head and the heads of all the other moshers in the pit. In the fun, the Crowd surfer usually never even notices he's just been jacked.
"I don't go to see The Casualties play live anymore because people are always Crowd-Jacking there and ruining the fun."
by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008
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hammer jacking

A project you start working on while geeking on meth. Weather it be workin on your car, cuttin the grass, fixin the plumbing, puttin on a new roof, taking shit apart, etc. all while geeked to the max on meth!!!
"Hammer jacking" "geeking" "tweekin"
by Tha Realist nigga livin December 10, 2013
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Chris and Jack

Two really Gay best friends that can't live without each other. They love seeing each other's penis's. They suck each other off and will probably get married when they get older.
Chris and Jack were sucking each other's dicks.
by Chris and Jack September 14, 2018
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jack nelson

The Pengest Boy You'll Ever Meet, Sex Magnet, Extremely Large Penis
by MC BigPenis September 19, 2016
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Blow Jack

I was caught blow jacking in the strip club bathroom.
by detective dipshit November 16, 2011
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jack off

jack off is what most young guys often like to do.
I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!
by eda-skip June 13, 2022
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