bottom jack

noun:a name for people who are stupid, obnoxious, and/or bothersome.

verb:1.to be an imbecile, 2. an act of uncalled for or pointless actions causing others to dislike someone.

Chauncey was being such a bottom jack yesterday. He would not shut up.

by W.K. Rand April 22, 2008

Lap jacking

When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.

Hey Dude quit being cheap and lap jacking my dance. Get you own damn girl!

or

Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.

by Pigg157 March 16, 2008

Jacking-Around

Fooling around, messing with buddies or other people in a completely dumb way.

Hey!, stop jacking-around.

by Legs Mahoney February 12, 2009

Jack and Crash

The act of falling asleep or passing out right after jackin' off. Along with this,your cock is hanging out and you have dried semen all over your hand and chest.

After the drunk dude got home he jerked off and crashed on the couch. His Dad came home and busted the dude with his boxers pulled down to his ankels and ball batter all over his hands chest and hair, and drool running down his chin..
It's very humiliating to get busted if you Jack and Crash

by T- Bass February 16, 2009

Crowd-Jacking

V; At almost any concert (though mostly Metal concerts), people Crowd surf. Crowd-Jacking is the act of moving towards a crowd surfer heading in your direction and reaching into his pockets, stealing his Cell Phone, Wallet, Cigarettes, Knife, Money, Etc. in the chaos as he passes over your head and the heads of all the other moshers in the pit. In the fun, the Crowd surfer usually never even notices he's just been jacked.

"I don't go to see The Casualties play live anymore because people are always Crowd-Jacking there and ruining the fun."

by Mosh_Pit_Warrior_650 October 21, 2008

hammer jacking

A project you start working on while geeking on meth. Weather it be workin on your car, cuttin the grass, fixin the plumbing, puttin on a new roof, taking shit apart, etc. all while geeked to the max on meth!!!

"Hammer jacking" "geeking" "tweekin"

by Tha Realist nigga livin December 10, 2013

Chris and Jack

Two really Gay best friends that can't live without each other. They love seeing each other's penis's. They suck each other off and will probably get married when they get older.

Chris and Jack were sucking each other's dicks.

by Chris and Jack September 14, 2018