Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.

A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.

by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010

ahh fuck

Words said before disaster happens

Donald Trump: You mom gey
Kim jon un: Wait for a little suprise mr america
Donald Trump: ahh fuck

by The.One..The.Only...Depression February 24, 2020

Fate Fuck

Realization, after the fact, that your one night stand was someone you already knew.

Shazam randomly meets Pepsi on a Friday night. They fuck. She stalks his facebook Monday morning only to discover herself in his old photos. Banana says "that`s fate." Shazam says "No, it`s a fate fuck."

by Bananaramarama February 2, 2010

fuck butler

One who gives concierge services in exchange for sexual favors from their employer.

Man, I would sure love to be Emma Watson's fuck butler.

by Richie westside December 7, 2013

Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.

" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.

by PinkBootie October 8, 2010

Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.

'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'

by ntfckdfrlf March 22, 2010

fuck rash

Fuck rash consists of small red bumps which appear on the inner thighs following an especially spirited bout of fucking.

I've got a serious case of fuck rash with your name on it

by Craig Jensen October 7, 2009