Fortnite

A video game that's used by virgins or gay boys. The point of the game is to waste real money to buy imaginary money called v-bucks. If you ever see someone play fortnite, you know that your girl is safe around him.

Hey bro do you play fortnite? Yeah i do bruh! *performs gay sex*

by LiloBoi420 November 6, 2018

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The most effective birth control device

Fred: hey man want to go ride dirt bikes after school?
Mason: no I’m going to play fortnite
Fred: guess you’re gonna die a virgin

by A_monkey_named_oliver August 5, 2021

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A rage software

you will never be good at fortnite, get out

by 🅱oi May 9, 2018

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A game that is trying to overcome the overlord Minecraft

Fortnite is for the boys

by DatBoi696969 November 11, 2019

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The most overrated video game in history and one of the biggest reasons why 2018 was a bad year. It's a battle royale game where you start off on a blue bus with a hot air balloon on top of it, you jump off, then you shoot other players and try to get top 1 out of 100 on the leader board but since that's the case there's a 1% chance of winning and a 99% chance of loosing and it repeats it's basically the same thing over and over again. It also has a lot of microtransactions in it which a lot of dumbasses buy for stupid skins and waste their money (basically throwing it in the trash). Also a bunch of 9 year olds play this stupid game and when they loose (which again a 99% chance of that happening) they rage and break their controller or keyboard. Even to this day people still play this stupid game.

person 1: Do you play fortnite?
person 2: No its a shit game full of microtransactions and a lot of toxic people are on it
person 1: Oh

by Funny Definition Writer June 22, 2022

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