Drunken Sprinkler

A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets

Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”

Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler

by Bigballs42 June 28, 2024

Drunk

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...

Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Drunk Wrangler

A person / friend who is tasked with wrangling and controlling a group of drunks

Friend one "I'm not drinking tonight"
Friend two "I guess you'll be the drunk Wrangler"

by Drunk tard December 12, 2024

drunken baby

an alcohol addicted perverted girl that loves to party and have sex with as much people as possible

damn shes already on her 12th bottle of booze; shes a drunken baby alright

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

DRUNK DRUp ncJNsJ cjdsKmmo

"drunk drop test" ~ plainrock124

Uh DRUNK DRUp ncJNsJ cjdsKmmo

by DETOS OFFICIAL April 21, 2025

Drunkcuntery

A person who has consumed to many alcoholic beverages and Is drunk they are loud & dribble absolute nonsense

I had Melissa at my party again this weekend and as per usual she drank too much and began her drunkcuntery

by Grim6891 February 6, 2026

Drunk Cheeseburger

-A man who is at the upmost, drunk beyond all motor function, half naked and FOUL in the streets.

-can also be used as a sneaky for the ex gf.

-Larry Roth Wentworth used to be a prominent figure in the real estate business. Now he’s just some Drunk Cheeseburger who fucks off on 5th Street

-She will show up on your porch Drunk as filth! When the wouldn’tpaytwo.50 attempts to make up, cut her off and say You Drunk Cheeseburger…, This will register as cheeseburger drunk you? she will believe you are asking her if she is drunk and wants a cheeseburger, proceed to unzip your pants.

by Prolapseapuss April 6, 2026