couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Crack

The white man's drug

Wow, James took crack yesterday, he's not the same.

by Douchebag6900 August 26, 2017

Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 31, 2017

Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

by Mevri October 10, 2018

Crack-Pac

A counter-narcotics deployment in the Navy.

I did a six month crack-pac in the Caribbean during my enlistment.

by Michael Suede October 16, 2018

crack daddy scoon

A good crack daddy whose last name is Scoon who says "no more" and chucks orange juice at a church

You're a good crack daddy Scoon.

by CrackDaddyScoon October 17, 2018

African Crack

Where somebody Poops is a bottle and puts a balloon over the top and leaves it in the sun for 3 days. Then after 3 days inhale the fumes in the balloon to get high.

let’s make some African Crack so we can get baked this weekend

by Smelly moose knuckles October 29, 2018