"I made time for Disney and friends because I almost slit my wrists last week, and when I get home I have to hustle so I can financially make it in this world."
"She's such a fucking Blow White!"
"She's such a fucking Blow White!"
by TheEducationalBullet November 17, 2019

by Reaper_kitten October 27, 2016

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.
by Jeeja December 16, 2022

by Mybloodycondom February 12, 2018

A sexual act in which the female partner places mentos in her mouth before dumping diet coke on her man's dick and her mouth and then performing fellatio. The coke mixed with the the mentos creating a foam that ejects from her mouth like a rapid animal.
by Darth Peg April 18, 2022

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.
Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.
Guy: Did you wash your hands?
by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021
