toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 07, 2024

toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.

person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma

by thatonethere April 11, 2021

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G February 14, 2016

toe pisa

toe pisa is a lovely creation by the people on roblox called Fahmed4eva and ItsVanessaPlayzOMG.(friend us!!!) it is often used when your pizza tasted like feet.

ItsVanessaPlayzOMG: let’s get pizza!
Fahmed4eva: sure dude
ItsVanessaPlayzOMG: ewww this tastes horrible
Fahmed4eva: this is total toe pisa 🤪🤢

by November 28, 2020

Tasty Toes

Things you suck on when you are stressed out.

Trevaris: "I need tasty toes right now. I am so stressed out about my homework tomorrow."

by urmommazlovesyou February 14, 2022

Pink toe

Pink toe

You like them pink toes

by Vanna24 December 22, 2021

National toes day

toes, February 8

i like your toes! its national toes day btw

by shigi_wifeoo February 09, 2022