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chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).
Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.
by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Spase Chris

Caters endlessly to everyone in perpetual attempt to receive social approval while refusing deem showering as a viable option.
Make me some popcorn spase chris.
by MexiRyan22 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Spase Chrismug.

Chris Wu

A Canada born Chinese rapper who represents pile driver.
Show me the Chris Wu for drilling the well.
by c-ctrl July 30, 2018
mugGet the Chris Wumug.

Chris

The one and only GOAT. The hoes love him and the niggas love him, but sadly he way too fine for them.
Chris is so sexy I swear.
by RealDealMane June 11, 2022
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is a name that is really common in the past years, its no longer as common but it is in the top 200 most common names a 189, before Aaron after Jamie, it is usually shortened down from Christian, Christopher(being the most common of them, within top 50 common names), Christophe and Christal. It is a name a lot of Celebrities have, like Chris Bryant, Chris Paul and Chris Evens.
Hey Chris, is your name shorten down from something or is it originally Chris?
Have you heard of Chris Evens?
My dog's name is Chris.
by miekoxlong April 17, 2023
mugGet the Chrismug.

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