Cock-Flex

A overly macho asshole that gets off on his own ass fumes because he can lift heavy objects or thinks he is "jacked"

Loves to wrestle with other men and partake in gay activitys but goes around calling other people fags

In the gym locker room all the cock-flexes were giving each other verbal reach-arounds

by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011

cock tie

Possessing a large penis, so large that it may be possible to wear it as a tie.

Ron Jeremy has a cock tie

by neuralsurge April 20, 2004

Cock Tie

To tie a knot in an advisaries unit or "cock" and toss them about like a calf at a rodeo.

Ben Wallace will cock tie Shaq tonight.

by CipherFrog June 8, 2004

cock puppy

A guy following around a chick he's looking to score with like a puppy following his new master

"Did you see Chris following Jessica around last night? He was being such a cock puppy!"

by weasel56 January 15, 2008

Cock police

Someone who's intrested in other guys genitalia.

"Marc, you fucking cock police, get outta this shower NOW!"

by Theroxxor July 6, 2006

Cock-Diesal

Something or someone that is jacked, ripped, or cut up with muscle.

I worked out at the gym yesterday, now I'm lookin' all "cock-diesal"

by Stress_1 January 6, 2009

cock surfing

When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.

"My sexuality is questionable after spending all last night cock surfing on Chat Roulette"

by Filisofic March 2, 2010