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Ninja

A popular fortnite streamer and 2nd best in the world who died from ligma (a harmful diseases).
12 year old boi: You know the popular fortnite streamer ninja? He just died from ligma.
Caveman: Whaa..!!??...who tf is ninja and wtf is ligma!!??
12 year old boi: ligma fckin balls biiittcchh..!!
by Connor MacGregory August 21, 2018
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja moon

When the moon hides half its face like a ninja.
Jenna: Are you ready for the ninja moon tonight?
Niki: Yessssssss.
by ninj&ninj February 26, 2011
mugGet the ninja moonmug.

Ninja

ninja died of ligma
ok and
by Nou123456 June 30, 2021
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
by theninjamaster January 2, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Constrictorsmug.

va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.
"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
by fairybelled October 24, 2020
mugGet the va-ninjamug.

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
mugGet the ninja-textmug.

Ninja

When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around
by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021
mugGet the Ninjamug.

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