blue water moment

The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.

He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

C-dog Moment

Something that is witnessed that involves certain Alabamian cultures such as ones which involve sisters and brothers.

*hears man call his siblings attractive*
“Oh my god, that is such a c-dog moment”

by ItsKdyn September 10, 2021

duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

by MsOwlWoman April 16, 2012

nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.

Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.

by AndyFM January 11, 2022

Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment

An event which can be described as both a bruh moment and a cringe moment at the same time.

Well that was a Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment I cant decide whether to say “bruh” or “cringe”

by Beta hater June 1, 2020

Get out moment

When some one states somthing akward leading to an akward the only way to prevent it (stop it if it has already happened) is to tell the person to leave by saying "just get out"

Guy 1: dude i was jacking off and
guy 2: dude im sorry but your gonna have to leave
guy 1 walks out
guy 3: that was the best get out moment ive ever seen

by I gave the following definition December 31, 2010

My hero moment

The perceived and/or fabricated hardships of someone try to generate sympathy on social media in order to gain social credit and respect.

Typically, the hardship was minimal.

The guy is talking about how he worked in a cafe for 10 minutes and got slightly cold one time. A true "my hero moment".

by MrT-maybe April 13, 2022