I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.

"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

by jondich May 05, 2022

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 22, 2021

Reindeer Talk

To speak gibberish, but resembles reindeer names.
e.g. Blitzen vix, dasha, blix!
Essentially, something Gerri would say.

On the way home, she constantly talked reindeer talk.

by superficial.user March 12, 2019

Talking Christian

To state something as fact, that you just made up. Or to convince someone of something you don't actually believe yourself.

Does he actually believe that, or is he just talking Christian. Susan said she was going to pay me back, but it's obvious she was just Talking Christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021

Talk txt

Reading your text aloud before sending it, in effort txting becomes exactly like talking.

I just talk txted that out!

by Alpha eagle 21 February 11, 2019

Onion talk

Layered speech conveying multiple thoughts in one phrase or sentence. Multiple meanings in one sentence.

I spoke to my partner in onion talk to covertly convey the situation at hand.

by SNARK420 December 29, 2019