Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".
by buck naked23 April 11, 2011
by Micromanagingperson June 03, 2024
by Merpers July 17, 2018
Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
by thoughtography July 23, 2015
A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
Typical loser, shifty looking with a narrow neck.At home masturbating into his socks cos he’s too bone idle to go to the toilet for bog roll
‘Hey why’s Dave not in the pub tonight’ ? ‘He’s sick of getting blown out mate, he’s at home dragging one off to Love Island the sock filler’
by Johnb34 February 10, 2023
A new kind of sock. Checkered and fuzzy. Can be worn anywhere with anything. The coolest thing you can wear!
by Pink Dolphin November 21, 2015