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sunlake high school 

sunlake high school has some of the SHITTIEST staff you'll ever see filled with unimaginable amounts of teachers trying to hit on teenage girls by taking them on rides in their golf carts and letting them hit their juuls while they steer the wheel. not only is the principal a cockass but he's also a fucking weirdo who will burn u at the stake for showing any sense of school spirit or happiness. the kids are also fucking stupid and i swear they get dumber as the years go by. expect a LOT of fake ghetto white kids who like to use the n word so excessively youd think they were trying to darken their skin thru the word alone. also theres prob at least 6 abortions a school year and due to this many ANTI ABORTION protestors right outside the front doors! basically, white people suck AND don't expect to make any friends unless you can supply weed/alcohol and do totally AWESOME things like wu-tang the blunt for the ol snap! suck a dick sunlake!
definition: sunlake high school is the shittiest school in all of lando but it's still fuck the gators tho
Oh you go to sunlake high school?
i'm so sorry...

eastlea community school 

Is a school where the teachers insult, stress and bring down the self esteem of its students.
"Did you hear about the school in which a teacher threw a pen at his students?"

"Oh you mean Eastlea Community School."

Barber middle school 

Barber Middle School is the most trash ass school!! the kids think they big and bad, the teachers smell like ass, some teachers dnt wear fucking underwear with their nasty selfs, and the office ppl are disrespectful, ugly, and they middle parts smell. the lunch is nasty. u find hair in it. and the hallways are so small!! IM TELLING YOU RN DO NOT GO TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!! if ur parents are tryna take u- jump out of the car!! tbh ion think the ppl in the back heard me DO NOT COME TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!-aaliyah m (amosc: littlecrazy103)

Herricks Middle School 

A garbage school that consists of a bunch of Fortnite dancing 12 year olds that think they are cool because they listen to old town road, mo Bamba, and Sicko Mode. The teachers are awful, also no hats or else suspension!
Chaminade kid 1: So what middle school did you go to?

Chaminade kid 2: Herricks Middle school lmao, Asians galore
Chaminade kid 1: lmao that school sucks dick bro fr
Chaminade kid 2: fax broooo

Middletown Middle School 

Middletown Middle School is a school that has a lot of tea. The Messiest People always know everything. Where white people try to act black. Where every Girl has messed with the same guy. Where the MOST FIGHTS HAPPEN. Where everybody know everybody. Where People associate in there own group.
"Did you know there is gonna be a rumble at the Middletown Middle School"

Columbia High School

A school from the literal pits of hell but I'm still proud to attend. Did the security guard hit my juul? Yeah its called community millburn heads do not know the vibes on jah FUCK millburn. could not be happier to grow up w such a cool group of weed smokers and white claw sippers. racially divided? you bet. girls who look like fat free milk thinking they run the school? how did you know! so in essence its aggy but like u can exxxpress urself just dont be a fucking loser
Do you go to Columbia High School?
Yeah how did you know?
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