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Retard

Everyone supporting the Democratic party
Only a retard would think BLM isn't a terrorist group.
by Don'tbeoffended April 19, 2018
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Retard

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?
by obamaworshipper18 December 17, 2019
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Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent
Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!
by anonymous April 18, 2021
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retard

(Offensive slang) used as a disparaging and abusive term for a person who has intellectual disabilities, originally US.
By extension, you can use this word to describe a person who is extremely foolish, dumb or stupid.
Retard usage

Note: this word is pronounced as ‘REE-tard’, not ‘ri-TARD’ (inoffensive sense for delay or slow down).
Note: this word is outdated and considered offensive and the senses above should be avoided.
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021
mugGet the pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retardmug.

Retard

"I watch and enjoy Ali A because I am a retard"
by RvvrBuggl September 17, 2018
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sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.
Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.
by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018
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