reverse identity theft

The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
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reverse raspberry

when you have your mouth around a females vagina and you suck in causing her to “Queef” into your mouth
damn bruh, last night at Joeys party Leah “reverse raspberry’d” me!
by JoeyTheSkeetMaster March 10, 2022
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Reverse skin

When you hang someone upside-down and fuck them with an uncircumcised penis.
Last night I gave your little sister a reverse skin, while wearing a Tigger costume.
by small john jon with jaundice November 14, 2017
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Reverse Selunite

I Dunno some sort of sex thing. Use your imagination.
I know shadowheart worships shar but I would totally do the reverse selunite with her. I guess shar kinda is a reverse selunite though. Why am I still writing this urban dictionary definition? Why are you still reading this? Why does anyone do anything? Why are we here? Does it even make sense to keep going? What if the balls got hard to?
by Mammaltv May 20, 2025
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Reverse Hammock

Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.
by Jurror September 28, 2009
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reverse hudenie

When you a fucking a girl from behind and you jizz on her back and when she turns around you spit in her face.
The other day I pulled a houdenie on Jill, so today I thought I would confuse her and pull a reverse hudenie.
by JJ8302 June 06, 2011
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Reverse Crack

Reverse crack is what fat crackheads smoke because you can't be skinny smoking regular crack.
When you see a fat crackhead, you look at them and ask

"What you smokin', reverse crack?"
by Jade Tipton March 11, 2023
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