Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.

"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"

by durkadurkista November 4, 2013

reverse traitorship

Being a traitor by putting the traitorship on everyone else.

David to Ben: What's for lunch?
Ben: Going to lunch with my GF, you can come if you want?
Michael to Group (10 mins later): Whats for lunch? Early lunch?
Ben to Group: I dunno I'm going with my GF but you guys go early without me.
David to Group: Ok I'll go with the group, have fun on your date Ben.
Ben to Group: David your a traitor you piece of shit.

BAM! Reverse traitorship!

by Apparent Traitor November 5, 2013

reverse follow

psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman

steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

reverse hobo

Sexual move usually practised at night on a park bench, a bush or in a dumpster. Can be performed by same sex partners. Head to toe. Both partners have to be inebriated, fully clothed with only the genitals exposed. Traditionally both partners are homeless although it is on trend to simulate homelessness to participate.

"Saw two tramps tonight on the park bench doing the reverse hobo, it was some great fun times."

by Creator of the reverse hobo. December 16, 2013

Reverse Ukrainian

Despite the presumed sexual connotations of this phrase, the Reverse Ukrainian is a difficult Ultimate frisbee maneuver where the handler throws the disk off his thumb during the backward motion of a flick wind-up, causing the the disk to fly behind the throwers head in an inward curving motion.

Phillip: It was awesome! That short, stocky guy with the questionable facial hair threw a Reverse Ukrainian at pick-up last Saturday!
John Paul: I would have loved to see that, but I was at the farmers market...

by fuckyoumrbitey December 16, 2013

reverse rosa parking

When someone is sitting on public transportation and they restlessly move from spot to spot in order to avoiding sitting close to strangers.

That lady had been reverse rosa parking for three stops now, I hope she doesn't end up near me.

by Alysonian December 27, 2013

Reverse stafford

When a person, who is thin in high school, turns fat after graduation.

Matt: Wow, did you see Kelly yesterday?
Jim: Yeah, she definitely pulled a reverse stafford.

by Bobandy13 January 25, 2015