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potatoes

potatoes eats potato
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
mugGet the potatoesmug.

Mashed Potato Muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023
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Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.
Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
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Potato

by LordMcTaco September 2, 2016
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Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat
We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato
by BearEggs November 20, 2018
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potato team

A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.
what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??
by potato overlordking November 29, 2016
mugGet the potato teammug.

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