Applied to inanimate objects. Usually in reference to clothing. Something that is bad ass (usually retro), but sometimes obnoxiously so.
(a) Can also be shorted to merely "pissed"
(a) Can also be shorted to merely "pissed"
by JessicaKa May 13, 2005
Get the pissed offmug. while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stomps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
Origin: Latin
Origin: Latin
by Stuphreak8 August 3, 2006
Get the pissed off piratemug. Texas Reverse Piss: The act of stretching one's penis around their waist in order to piss behind themselves. This is a maneuver typically only achievable by those with a larger than average penis.
Joshua: Did you see Adam pull off that Texas Reverse Piss?
Wesley: That dude standing behind him didn't see it coming!
Wesley: That dude standing behind him didn't see it coming!
by Monster55 July 27, 2011
Get the Texas Reverse Pissmug. by Kelly October 3, 2003
Get the piss antmug. #2945 : hey, make sure you dont tell dis to others, k?
#7331 : trust meh, wont tell to others.
#2945 : I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MOAR OF MY SECRETS TO BE TOLD AGAIN!
#7331 : seriously i wont.
#2945 disconnected
Moments later, in a private chatroom:
#7331 : hey know #2945?
#1337 connected
#9000 : yea, why
#3872 : i seem to have heard of him
#1337 : Yes, why?
#7331 : he (whatever that secret is), lol its osm!
#9000 : o.O
#3872 : omgwtf!?
#1337 : Is this more of ur Inside jokes again!?
#9000 disconnected
#3872 disconnected
#2945 connected
#2945 : aww man u pissed off again, thats it, i'ma SICK OF U!
#2945 disconnected
#7331 : crap...
#1337 : I recommend u give up inside jokes, #7331.
#7331 : trust meh, wont tell to others.
#2945 : I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MOAR OF MY SECRETS TO BE TOLD AGAIN!
#7331 : seriously i wont.
#2945 disconnected
Moments later, in a private chatroom:
#7331 : hey know #2945?
#1337 connected
#9000 : yea, why
#3872 : i seem to have heard of him
#1337 : Yes, why?
#7331 : he (whatever that secret is), lol its osm!
#9000 : o.O
#3872 : omgwtf!?
#1337 : Is this more of ur Inside jokes again!?
#9000 disconnected
#3872 disconnected
#2945 connected
#2945 : aww man u pissed off again, thats it, i'ma SICK OF U!
#2945 disconnected
#7331 : crap...
#1337 : I recommend u give up inside jokes, #7331.
by Teh_1337man November 9, 2009
Get the pissed offmug. A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
by Ghel April 19, 2008
Get the piss and broken dreamsmug. by someone November 18, 2004
Get the pissed up danmug.